Silly updates only a Papa would appreciate (1.2)

This one concerns primarily Janelle's parents. I just thought you'd all like to know that five weeks after Janelle's birth both Mama and Papa report being back to their pre-pregnancy weight. For Andrea this is obviously quite a feat (though, it must be said, she only weighed 137lbs. the week she went into labor). For Rafael this news is not so great, as he had lost weight during the course of the first two trimesters. Andrea credits her return to 110lbs. to a steady regiment of breast feeding and carrying Janelle halfway round the world. Rafael credits his return to [weight censured to protect the innocence of the children] to a steady diet in keeping with Western holiday traditions.